
Old Folks, Burgers and Coffee
February 10, 2011One of my favorite food writers/bloggers/vloggers, Josh Ozersky, recently brought up a question. He muses, “Why do old people like coffee with their burgers?”
Of course, I laughed hysterically at his short monologue, but it really piqued my curiousity. Why exactly do old folks enjoy coffee with their burgers?
I remember vividly as a child going to McDonald’s and without fail, my grandma — Oma — ordering a black cup of coffee (always asking how fresh it was), a burger and small fries.
To this day, as she sits in her nursing home not knowing what day it is, she still drinks coffee with a hot meal. And since under the circumstances, I can’t really ask her what the method to her madness is, I decided to investigate the matter myself.
Much to my dismay, however, my investigative field trip did not result in a train of information like the endless cup of Joe one gets at an IHOP. I simply couldn’t find anyone of a certain age drinking coffee and eating burgers. Instead, I saw younger generations devouring burgers and fries with my beverage of choice, the soda pop.
So, I traveled the vast network of the interwebs, and this is what I found. It’s a short and sweet read, and chock-full of information. It also confirmed what I suspected.
I found both my field trip and the above link, in a sense, disheartening. Why? Because like most of our World War II generation — the generation of the Great Depression — are not only old, but dying at a rapid pace. And with it goes another tradition — the tradition of the five cent cup of coffee — the tradition of simplicity replaced by the $5 gourmet skinny coffee, heavy on the foam, extra hot. What?
What started as a giggle has made me long for one more conversation with Oma, at McDonald’s, sharing stories of a simpler time over burgers and, of course, a steaming, hot cup of Joe.

Curious. I wonder what age constitutes “old people”. I went out to dinner with my wife and son last night and when the waitress took our drink order I blurted “coffee” without hesitation. This is the second time in the last month where I have had that involuntary response. I am 52. I have not had the urge to buy a jumpsuit or a denim fishing hat yet but by God that coffee did make my chicken fried steak taste good.
Glad to hear it, nerdoboy, but unfortunately, that makes you really old :). Just pulling your old leg. I’m sure there are at least 10 others like you out there enjoying coffee with their burgers (or chicken fried steak) just about ready to jump ship into the world of velor…